Schnitzel n' Tits

Schnitzel n Tits, the iconic Melbourne topless bar & theatre restaurant experience.

Schnitzel n’ Tits is the mouth-watering way to leave your inhibitions at the door for a night of the best and most tantalising breasts in the city. Every Friday in Melbourne, fun and cheeky happenings take place at The Colonial Hotel, where you can grab an amazing and juicy chicken or eggplant schnitzel served by the best and naughtiest award-winning barmaid babes and topless waitresses.

Each month our theatre restaurant takes on a different theme. From Star Wars and Halloween, to super heroes and the Wild West. Perfect friday night entertainment for Melbourne bucks parties, mixed groups, birthdays and hens nights.

So it’s delicious breasts, burlesque, striptease, crowd participation, pole dancing, jelly wrestling, comedy, flirty games and so much more at the best and naughtiest theatre restaurant in Melbourne. Bring a mate, or bring a date - Individuals, large bookings and special requirements all welcome.

		From	To	From	To	From	To
Monday	Open	10am	9:30pm
Tuesday	Open	10am	9:30pm
Wednesday	Open	10am	9:30pm
Thursday	Open	10am	9:30pm
Friday	Open	10am	11pm
Saturday	Open	10am	6pm
Sunday	Open	12pm	9:30pm